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England’s footballing losers get their own sticker album
‘Oh, but of course this year England did not qualify.» For the past fortnight vest, I have had several conversations with Europeans, and each has led inexorably to this remark, spoken always with insufferable smugness. It has been humiliating, if not entirely unexpected. (Although the French, at least, have canada goose coat 1000 bulbs reviews been keeping a low profile for the past few days.)
Finally, however, an object has come into my possession that makes it possible to answer back. Because, while our continental cousins may have a national team to cheer on in their Viking helmets and orange smocks, they are also doomed to can you wash a canada goose jacket in the washer miss out on the Losers 2008 sticker album.
Created by an enterprising group of chaps in east London, where drollery rules the land with an ironic fist, Losers 2008 lets us collect and swap the likenesses of our favourite England players (available in packs of six from participating outlets) as they take part in their alternative summer activities. Thus we kick off with the DIY page, featuring spaces for Paul Robinson sanding down his decking and Scott Carson hanging a picture. This is followed by the Shopping page, where can you dry clean a canada goose coat Posh and Becks are naturally the star players, although after his recent theft of canada goose coat 1000 calorie diet a toilet seat from the Dartford branch of B&Q, Glen Johnson’s shoplifting card is also much sought after. And later on, of buy canada goose jacket nyc course, we come canada goose coat 1000 bulbs reviews to the Training page, where there are no pictures of any players at bright blue canada goose jacket all.
Other highlights include page 7, Recovering from Injury, which is mostly just pieces authentic canada goose jacket sale of Kieron Dyer; page 17, Staying Out of the Tabloids, where you can stick your pictures of Ashley Cole’s lawyer, PA, stylist and choreographer; and page 27, Culture Vultures, on which the Legend space is given over to that notorious Guardian-reading chin-stroker Graeme Le Saux.
Helpfully, to foster a sense of togetherness with our fellow failure nations, there is also a map of all the other countries that did not qualify, along with a chart of the number of times they have suffered this indignity. (England, on five, are level with Serbia and Montenegro and Belarus.)
My only gripe authentic canada goose outlet online is that the album includes such blameless players as Jimmy Bullard, Wayne Routledge and Darius Vassell, who were not involved in England’s qualifying campaign, and would surely not have buy canada goose jacket online cheap featured in the tournament fiasco either. What did they do to deserve this?
Now then, has anyone got Gareth Barry’s dog? I’ll swap you Alan Shearer. All right then, two Alan Shearers.